Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1622	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2467	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	4423	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8744
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Farms Harvested:	417
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	199	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	9124
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3159
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1219	Buildings Constructed:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	240

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	743	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!