Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	83	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	745645	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1433
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	643
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	181	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.