Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4100
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Farms Harvested:	121
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Towns Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4463

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Items Found:	8695	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	231461	Farms Harvested:	660

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	1401	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1665	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.