MarriageCraft: No Min Wage, No Date

alcohol, Appearance, Conflict, date, discrimination, friendship, Girlfriend, height discrimination, income, jokes, marriage material, MarriageCraft, Min, minimum-wage job, personal boundaries, self esteem, short guy, single, social gatherings, teetotaler, verbal sparring, Wage, waiter

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hanging out with judgmental friends who can’t appreciate your height or your teetotaler lifestyle? Then come join our Minecraft server where height doesn’t matter and alcohol is nonexistent!

Our server is filled with players who value kindness and acceptance, unlike some people we won’t mention. Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being judged for being short or not liking alcohol.

Plus, rumor has it that Ian and Julia tried to join our server, but their avatars kept getting kicked out for being too judgmental. So come on over and show them how a real Minecraft player handles conflict – by building epic structures and making new friends!

CraftyCreeper’sCookbook

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this family pickle recipe.
Picture this: a family feud over a pickle recipe that could rival the most intense Minecraft PvP battles. Grandma’s sister Del’s recipe is at the center of it all, with secrets and scandals that would make even Herobrine blush.

But fear not, because on our server, you can escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pickle-themed castle. Join us and let’s turn this pickle of a situation into a barrel of laughs!

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ClimateChangeCreeper – Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, activism, Beliefs, carbon emissions, climate action, climate adaptation, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate mitigation, climate policy, climate science, climate solutions, ClimateChangeCreeper, Environment, global warming, Minecraft, renewable energy, Science, smp

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. So, like, our server is the only place where climate change is caused by creepers exploding! Yeah, you heard me right. Every time a creeper blows up, the weather changes. It’s like Mother Nature’s revenge or something, I dunno.
But wait, there’s more! We got polar bears riding on dolphins, snow golems throwing snowballs at Endermen, and llamas wearing sunglasses. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, bro. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where we keep all the rare items. You gotta solve riddles, fight off mobs, and maybe even dance the Macarena to get in.

So, if you’re down for some wild adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs, then you better join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally figure out why the chickens keep trying to steal our diamonds. It’s a mystery for the ages, my dude.

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CraftyTimeWarp

CraftyTimeWarp, destiny, fate, HEARTBREAK, love, love and destiny, love and fate, love and relationships, love and timing, love and timing quotes, love quotes, love timing, missed connections, missed opportunities, relationships, right person, soulmates, Timing, timing in relationships, timing is everything, wrong time

Do you ever feel like you’re the right person, but you’re just stuck in the wrong time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a silly concept that we like to mess around with! Join us and experience the thrill of building a time machine out of blocks and traveling back to the Jurassic period to ride dinosaurs. Or maybe fast forward to the future and battle robot zombies with laser swords! The possibilities are endless on our server, where time is just a suggestion and fun is mandatory. So come on, join us and be the right person at the right time (or any time you choose)!

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Pharaoh’sCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Arab League, Arab summit, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, egypt, emergency, Gaza plan, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Server, summit, trump, united states, world affairs

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, egypt just had an emergency arab summit after trump’s gaza plan made everyone super mad, but like, forget all that drama and come join our server instead! we got pharaohs riding pigs, camels wearing diamond armor, and even a secret pyramid full of enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin is a legit genie who grants wishes (as long as it’s not for more wishes, duh). so come on over and let’s build a sandcastle together, cuz who needs political turmoil when u can have a blast in minecraft land!

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BillionaireBashMC

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we make billionaires cry by halving their wealth! Watch as we strip them of their diamonds and gold, leaving them with only dirt and cobblestone. The Left Party of Germany has nothing on us when it comes to redistributing wealth in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and join us in this wild adventure of wealth redistribution and chaos! Who needs billionaires when you have a server like ours? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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Billie Jean’s DNA Test Server

23andme, BILLIE, Billie Jean, Dna, dna testing, Jeans, michael jackson, Music (Industry), music analysis, music creativity, music evolution, music history, music impact, music industry changes, music influence., music marketing, music nostalgia, music production, music success, music technology, music trends, pop music, record breaking hit, Server, test

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the cows do the macarena all day long. we got creepers that tell knock knock jokes and skeletons that breakdance when they see you coming.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell dad jokes while breathing fire.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixelated pigs.

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Gamer Traits Predict Gun Violence

#gamer, behavioral traits, crime, criminal activity, criminal behavior, Environment, findings, gun, gun carrying, Gun Violence, gun-carrying youth, individual traits, lack of empathy, mental health, perceived rewards, Predict, Predictors, research, risk factors, societal influences, study, Traits, violence, Violence prevention, youth violence

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA GUNS AND WE AINT AFRAID TO USE ‘EM! WE DID A STUDY AND FOUND OUT THAT IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GONNA BE A BADASS GANGSTA WITH NO EMPATHY! WE AINT CARE BOUT NO ENVIRONMENT, WE JUST WANNA SHOOT SH*T UP AND HAVE A BLAST! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC GUN VIOLENCE FUN!

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Midnight Minecraft

Communication, community farms, create factories, FACTORY, fantasy town, Long Term Projects, midnight, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, nether railway, Steampunk, teamwork

Midnight Minecraft Server Overview

Opened	14th December
Modpack	Contains over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, BoP, BWG, Hexerei, and various dimension mods
Community Projects	Midnight Island: A fantasy themed town around spawn Tinker Town: A steampunk/factory themed town Nether railway Community farms

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Head over to the discord link provided, introduce yourself, and be whitelisted.
What type of players is the server looking for?	Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, communicate and work together, and want a server that will stick around.
What dimensions are currently open on the server?	Twilight Forest is currently the only dimension open, with plans to gradually open more as community events.
What are some planned projects on the server?	Planned projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, and community farms.

Oshi’s Adventure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, anger, Boyfriend, boyfriend drama, Dedication, Honesty, Idol, idol industry, interpersonal love, Land, love, loyalty, negative comments, open relationship, Oshi, Oshis, purity, purity vs. love, relationships, secrecy, secret relationships, Suffering, White Lies

Join our Minecraft server where we make your oshi suffer in the most hilarious ways possible!
Because who needs real, interpersonal love when you can have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?

Keep your oshi’s boyfriend a secret on our server and watch the drama unfold as you try to hide your virtual relationship from other players.

Or be open about having a boyfriend on our server and experience the joy of catching people talking smack about him behind your back.

Come join us for a wild ride of virtual relationships and drama, because who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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ExBlockTawkZones

being there for friends, Boundaries, break from ex talk, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, Emotional support, emotional toll., Empathy, ExBlockTawkZones, feelings, friendship, Listening, personal space, relationship, self-care, sensitivity, Support, tough times, Understanding

Are you tired of listening to your friend drone on and on about her ex-boyfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is ex-free, so you can build, mine, and explore without any ex-talk distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are filled with heart-shaped gems just waiting for you to discover. So say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and start crafting your own happily ever after!

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BlockyBrainFartz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, gravity-defying chickens, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs therapy when you can just join our server and let the chaos consume you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

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RegimeFall Minecraft Server

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, demonstration, Fall, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Iranian, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition group, Paris, Political, protest, rallies, Régime, RegimeFall, resistance, Server, solidarity, Support

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for freedom like the iranian opposition group in paris!!! we have over 6,000 players rallying for the fall of the regime…of boring servers! join us and overthrow the tyranny of boring gameplay with our epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs politics when you can be building giant castles and battling dragons with your friends? come join the revolution and be a part of something truly epic!

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ArcticRescueCrafts

accident, Arctic, ArcticRescueCrafts, cold weather, Dangerous, Disaster, Elite, emergency, Extreme conditions, frozen river, Ice, Military, northern region, Operation, recovery efforts, rescue trucks, russia, search and rescue, Sinking, Vehicles, Winter

come join our epic minecraft server where russia’s elite arctic rescue trucks fall through ice on frozen river all the time! it’s like a crazy action movie but in blocky pixel form! build your own ice rescue truck and save the day, or just watch as others fail miserably and laugh your blocky butt off. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

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Frozen Time Server

Concept, Consciousness, Eternity, Existential, frozen, ILLUSION, Metaphysical, mind-bending, Perception, philosophy, Reality, Server, spacetime, temporal anomaly, thought experiment, Time, time dilation, time freeze, time perception, time travel, time warp

yo, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time just straight up freezes for like 1,000 years? well, guess what, that’s our server! imagine building your epic castle and then BAM, time stops and you’re stuck in the same spot for a millennium. but don’t worry, we have snacks to keep you entertained. join now for the ultimate time-warping experience and maybe you’ll even meet a time-traveling llama along the way. trust us, it’s gonna be lit.

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THE CLUB SMP

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ABOUT THE CLUB SMP

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Server Specs:
Platform: Fabric 1.21.4
Location: San Jose, California, United States
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM: 8GB (64 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net

APPLICATION

Application Process
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist