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Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Potions Brewed:	125	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Potions Brewed:	68
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ores Mined:	9333	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3

1.20.3, AI companion, Android, android wife, Artificial Intelligence, christmas, digital love, digital spouse, dream gift, future trends, Futuristic technology, Gift ideas, holiday season, modern relationships, robot companion, robotic partner, sci-fi fantasy, tech gift., technology advancements, unique present, virtual reality, Winter, Wishlist, wonderland

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

OMG, join this Minecraft server for a chance to win an android wife for Christmas! Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ android wife! Who needs real people when you can have a robot companion to mine with? Plus, think of all the cool builds you can create together! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and secure your chance at a robotic spouse! #MinecraftGoals #AndroidWifeForTheWin

Goths In Minecraft SMP

(subculture), acceptance, Alternative, Community, counterculture, discrimination, fashion, goth culture, goth fashion, goth music, goth scene, Goths, Identity, Individuality, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Rebellion, smp, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	220
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Votes:	7190

Are you tired of being treated like a noob in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in our SMP, we treat you like royalty! We have a team of virtual butlers ready to cater to your every need, from building epic structures to bringing you virtual snacks while you mine. Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch!

NWordDadRageCraft

anger management, Asian American identity, chinese culture, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Family Values, generational attitudes, intergenerational conflict, kamala harris, Language Use, NWordDadRageCraft, personal boundaries, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racism, Respect, social norms

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	1981	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	8434	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.

CraftingKindness

advocacy, Altruism, charity work, community service, compassion, counseling, CraftingKindness, Emotional support, Empathy, helping professions, humanitarian work, make the world a better place, mental health support, non-medical profession, non-profit organizations, philanthropy, relieve suffering, social justice, social work, Therapy, volunteering

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to escape to a world where you can make a difference without all the stress? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual superhero, saving the pixelated world from evil mobs and spreading joy wherever you go.

Forget about boring old professions like doctor or therapist, on our server you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, spreading rainbows and happiness to all the players. Or how about a professional cookie baker, handing out delicious treats to everyone in need of a pick-me-up?

Join us today and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who share your passion for making the world a better (virtual) place. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Green Consumption Society

#sustainability, affluent consumers, consumer behavior, Consumption, eco-friendly, environmental behavior, environmental consciousness, environmental impact, green consumption, Green.., highest social status, lower levels, middle range, plateaued, purchasing decisions, S-shaped pattern, social hierarchy, social status, society, socio-economic status, socioeconomic levels, sustainable lifestyle, trend

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!

Avalon

avalon, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Factions, java, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Crops Grown:	8694	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Server Information
Server Trailer: Watch Here
TikTok: Check out our TikTok
Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom or create my own?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own kingdom and invite others to join you.
How many quests are featured in Avalon?	Avalon features over 200 quests across 6 chapters of storyline.
Are there daily raid bosses in Avalon?	Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards that you can challenge.
What classes can I choose from in Avalon?	You can become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman and level up each class to become the ultimate Guardian.
Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?	No, griefing or stealing is not allowed on the server as per the server rules.

Ethereal Haven 1.20

Ability, Anime, battle, Bleach, Combat strategy, Defeat, defeat by brute force, Ethereal, Haven, hits hard, loses, Manga, powerful attacks, reality manipulation, reality warping, shinigami, SHONEN, soul reaper, strength, Supernatural powers, underestimation, Weakness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2076
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of warping reality! You can bend the world to your will and create chaos like never before! But be warned, even with this amazing ability, you might still lose to someone who just hits really hard. How does that even make sense? Who knows, but it’s hilarious and you gotta see it to believe it! So come join us for a wild ride of confusion and fun!

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 6, Page 1223 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

amen, bargain, Blessing, chapter, chapter 6, convenience, Dinner, DISCOUNT, Fiction, Food, Grateful, Highly Nutritious, Literature, macaroni and cheese, mastermind, microwavable, Minecraft, novella, page, Page 1223, part, part 2, previous page, sale, Shiori, smp, Story, thankful, The Shiori Novella

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6336
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old macaroni and cheese dinners? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special recipe that will bless your taste buds and fill your hunger bar in no time! Join us and feast on our highly nutritious, microwavable mac and cheese dinners that were sold to us by a group of friendly villagers who were having a sale. Amen to that, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. From battling giant creepers to building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate mac and cheese dinner that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Let the cheese be with you!

BroBroBlameMe Minecraft Server

academic performance, Airport Travel, BroBroBlameMe, communication breakdown, conference preparation, Confrontation, contact lenses, Emotional Abuse, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, Gaslighting, Glasses, Manipulation, Minecraft, optometrist, prescription refill, school stress, Server, sibling conflict, trust issues

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3696
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	5726
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sabotage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can steal your last pair of contact lenses! Our server is filled with magical potions that can restore your vision and protect you from pesky siblings.

Embark on quests to find the elusive contact lens case and contact solution scattered throughout the land. Battle against evil mobs who try to prevent you from seeing clearly.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about being called fat or having your belongings destroyed by family members again. Join now and see the world in a whole new way – literally!

Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone

abusive ex, aita, Boyfriend, busy, celebration, christmas eve, Controlling, crocheting, ENERGY, Friends, game together, Gifts, hobby, hurt ankle, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, individual activities, parallel play, Plans, Promise, Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone, skateboarding, stocking shopping, Support, tiktoks

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of spending time with your boyfriend who loves to skateboard more than he loves spending time with you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships!

On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉

BarCraftersUnited

bar, bar fights, BarCraftersUnited, BIZARRE, bizarre incidents, crazy, Disturbing, drunken antics, messed up, Outrageous, shocking behavior, shocking moments, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected situations, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird encounters, Wild

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Have you ever seen a creeper walk into a bar and order a TNT shot? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday night! Join us for a wild time where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and you never know when a zombie rave party might break out. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep on a trampoline, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1