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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 488 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Are you tired of the same old marriage talk? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only commitment you have is to build epic structures and survive the creepers! No dysfunctional dynamics here, just pure blocky fun.
Forget about being pussy-whipped, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (as long as you don’t blow up your own house). Wifejack meme? More like Minecraft jack, where you can mine all day without anyone nagging you about it.
Millennials may view mediocre as sweet, but on our server, we only accept the most epic builders and adventurers. So come join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
