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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5497 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
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