Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

barcelona, blocks, champions league, Competition, CURSE, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, ending, Finale, football, la liga, lucky purple patch, major titles, MARK, Minecraft, prediction, realization, Season, smp, Soccer, sports, Sunday, Unlucky

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	388	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	1090
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	188
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Crops Grown:	7641
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	165449
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Potions Brewed:	37

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4041
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Farms Harvested:	274	Crops Grown:	5366
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	141
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7472	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Animals Bred:	184

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Emeralds Found:	7074	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	122

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Emeralds Found:	7760	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Void Gems Collected:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	5

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2978	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	1235	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Potions Brewed:	65	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!