lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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