MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UserDeathCraft

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! On our server, your username is not just a name, it’s your ultimate demise! Imagine being taken out by a killer bunny named Fluffy or getting squished by a giant block of cheese called Cheddar. The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through the treacherous lands filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of evil snowmen armed with carrot swords while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch out for that killer block of tofu lurking around the corner…

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

Active, Anarchy, Awaits, C47, Chaos, Community, Discord, discord server, Dyanmap, English, Europe, Friends, Fun, German, Minecraft, new members, no build requirements., Server, Survival, Swiss German, v1.21.1, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	c47.ch
Server IP	mc.c47.ch
Version	1.21.1
Language	eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

& his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

2. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

3. Is the server Discord server small?

Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	276	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AdoptedSisMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Star Shards Collected:	56	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sahara

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Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Animals Bred:	155
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Animals Bred:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SoulSteal

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Void Gems Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.