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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4084 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?