MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	9398

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Animals Bred:	153
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	4528

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	58	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, celebrity influence, Ethics, Fame, fashion trends, image, influence on youth, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Morals, Music (Industry), Music Lyrics, personal growth, pop stars, PopVsRapRoleModels, public perception, rap stars, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, smp, social media, societal impact, success, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5381

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	723089	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	149037
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VomitVibesCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.