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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5285 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!