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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7531 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.
So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.