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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7796 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 137 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.
So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.