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Manure & NPK Mix – Crop Boost Server

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Manure & NPK Mix – Crop Boost Server

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So, like, this server is like a magical land where manure is like, the key to everything. Like, you mix it with some fancy NPK fertilizer and BAM, your crops are like, supercharged and growing like crazy. It’s like, a scientific fact, bro.

Join this server and become the ultimate farmer, using poop to make your crops grow bigger and better than ever before. Who needs fancy technology when you have the power of manure on your side?

Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough manure, you can summon a giant poop monster to protect your land from any pesky griefers. It’s like having your own personal poop guardian, how cool is that?

So come on down to this server and get ready to dive headfirst into a world of manure-fueled madness. Your crops will thank you, and you’ll be the envy of all your fellow Minecrafters. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft SMP – EIEN Extended

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    PixelPals Minecraft SMP – EIEN Extended

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than /eiex/ – EIEN ExtendedSchedules! Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race.

    Meet our eccentric members: – Ekkomori: She’ll scream louder than a ghast, play horror games, and lull you to sleep with ASMR. – Amora Lumina: This noblewoman is as silly as a chicken in a tuxedo, speedrunning and drawing her way to victory. – FerumiKaipa: This tomboy is as unhinged as a creeper on a sugar rush, playing indie and retro games like a boss. – Skye Senfort: A dorky mecha fan who loves action games, zatsu, and drawing like a pro. – Nemo Nevermore: She’s batshit crazy in the best way possible, dominating League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. – Mirri Saffire: An energetic girl who conquers horror games and draws like a Minecraft Picasso. – Blaise Shinryu: An ironic weeb who slays action games, Nier, and cosplay like a true legend. – Admyra Wyvernhart: Aegis-Link extraordinaire who will guide you through the madness of our server. – CunnieHoe: A Twitch sensation who will make you laugh until you cry with her outrageous antics.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the EIEN Archives for a treasure trove of past shenanigans and epic moments. And don’t forget to check out our previous members who have graduated from the chaos of our server.

    So why join /eiex/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with more drama, laughs, and insanity than a herd of sheep on a trampoline? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Luigi’s Chinese Minecraft Server

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    Luigi’s Chinese Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on servers where there’s only one Luigi to go around? Well, on our server, we believe that the Chinese people deserve their own Luigi! Why settle for just one when you can have a whole army of Luigis running around causing chaos and hilarity?

    Join our server and experience the madness of having an entire population of Luigis at your disposal. From building epic structures to engaging in epic Luigi battles, the possibilities are endless. Plus, rumor has it that our Luigis have mastered the art of flying on flying pigs, so you can soar through the skies in style.

    So come on down to our server and see why having your own Luigi is the key to Minecraft success. Who needs Mario when you have a whole bunch of Luigis ready to take on the world? Join now and let the Luigi madness begin!

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  • Game Chat Minecraft SMP

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    Game Chat Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that come your way. These llamas are no joke, they have black belts in karate and can spit at enemies from a distance of 20 blocks.

    – We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are constantly being restocked with the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with knockback 100? No problem, just head on down to the secret base and grab one for yourself.

    – Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the Ender Dragon and rides it around like a majestic steed. If you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet this mythical creature and learn the ways of dragon whispering yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

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    Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles like the Grand Assault: Binah where you’ll face off against Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! Or how about the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set where you’ll fight in a Field with Light Armor?

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 2x Normals and 2x Commissions happening all week long, so you’ll never run out of things to do. And don’t forget about our special events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council – it’s a literary showdown like you’ve never seen before!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Swimsuit Izuna or Chise along the way – it’s a limited edition rerun you won’t want to miss! Patch notes and more info can be found on our forum, but trust us, the real fun is in the game. See you there!

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  • The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP

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    The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting llama dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world, guarded by a fierce army of chicken warriors. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to survive the constant barrage of exploding sheep and flying pigs?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the unexpected is always just around the corner!

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