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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1560 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 3710 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a player and a chicken that somehow turned into a dragon (we’re still not sure how that happened, but it was epic). Or how about the time when our resident prankster filled the entire server with llamas wearing top hats?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, haunted mineshafts that are actually just full of friendly ghosts, and a player who claims to have found a portal to the Netherworld in their backyard.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, don’t ask a man about his crafting skills unless you’re prepared for a wild ride.