ManlyNoAskMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a player and a chicken that somehow turned into a dragon (we’re still not sure how that happened, but it was epic). Or how about the time when our resident prankster filled the entire server with llamas wearing top hats?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, haunted mineshafts that are actually just full of friendly ghosts, and a player who claims to have found a portal to the Netherworld in their backyard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, don’t ask a man about his crafting skills unless you’re prepared for a wild ride.

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	73
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Potions Brewed:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Potions Brewed:	144
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	3458
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	5789
Mines Excavated:	3435	Animals Bred:	132
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	154	Runes Activated:	0

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5495
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	167	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	4915

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

StrangerCraft SMP: PathCrosser

brief encounters, brief interactions, casual encounters, chance meetings, daily encounters, daily interactions, everyday encounters, fleeting connections, fleeting moments, human connections, passing glances, passing strangers, PathCrosser, personal reflections, public spaces, random encounters, shared moments, smp, social thoughts, stranger encounters, StrangerCraft, unfamiliar faces, unknown faces

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. The admins are like wizards, granting wishes and banishing griefers to the Nether realm.

You gotta join this server, man. It’s like a never-ending party where everyone is invited. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers.

And don’t even get me started on the community. We’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We share memes, trade rare items, and even have our own language made up of Minecraft emojis.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer the blocky world together. Remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are even more valuable. Let’s goooo! 🚀🐷💎 #MinecraftSMPFamForever

ResolutionCraft2022

Accountability, achievement, Commitment, Consistency, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, habits, lifestyle change, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Reflection, ResolutionCraft2022, self improvement, self-discipline, success, transformation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	105
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolution to be more adventurous? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are. Say goodbye to boring resolutions and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this the best year ever!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

command post, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military confrontation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, Minecraft, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, security concerns, Server, strikes, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	277737

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in the Kursk region! build your base, gather resources, and launch air strikes on your enemies! who will come out on top in this intense battle for supremacy? join now and find out! we promise explosions, drama, and maybe even some peace talks over a cup of virtual tea. come join the chaos today!

Homicide-Free Craft 2024

2024.., achievement, central america, Community, Craft, Crime Prevention, crime rate, el salvador, Government, HomicideFree, homicides, Justice, law enforcement, Peace, progress, Public Safety, record low, Safety, SECURITY, statistics, success, violence reduction

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have less homicides than el salvador in 2024! u wont get stabbed while mining for diamonds here, just watch out for creepers! our community is so chill, even the zombies are friendly! come build ur dream castle and slay dragons with ur new besties! who needs el salvador when u can have this much fun in a blocky world? come join us now!

MineFit: CardioCraft – Reduce Disease!

150 minutes per week, active lifestyle, Cancer, CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease risk, diabetes, Disease, disease prevention, Exercise, FITNESS, health benefits, Long-term Health, lower risk, MineFit, moderate intensity, physical activity, Prevention, Reduce, research, respiratory disease, statistically significant, vigorous intensity, wellness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3552
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can BURN CALORIES by mining and building all day long! research found that playing on our server for at least 150 minutes a week can lower your risk of getting 19 chronic diseases like heart disease, cancer, and even diabetes! so come on and join us for some virtual exercise and stay healthy while having a BLAST!