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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1105 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.
But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.
So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.
