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Players: 104/700 Votes: 6126
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Zombie Dances: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9214
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 5110
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Dimension Hops: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7439
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 156 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4331
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3648
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Gods Slained: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 920008 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Farms Harvested: 328 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 7806
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Animals Bred: 146
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Votes: 8181 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8946
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Animals Bred: 97
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5033
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Villages Defended: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4

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    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1775
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Alien Abductions: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1937
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9473 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2289
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 2472
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2311
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 3249
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Magic Items Found: 7454
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Animals Bred: 26
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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