ManlyCraft: Where we turn boys into men, one block at a time!

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Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server and we’ll re-educate those manly men into respectful gentlemen who know how to treat women right.

Our server is like a boot camp for dudes who need a lesson in respect. We’ll have them mining diamonds for their female counterparts, building beautiful structures to show their appreciation, and even writing love poems in the chat.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Damsel in Distress” where players have to rescue a princess from a tower (spoiler alert: the princess saves herself because she’s a boss).

So come join us and help us create a Minecraft world where toxic masculinity is a thing of the past and chivalry is alive and well. Let’s show those boys how it’s done!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Robotyne Rumble: Where Creepers Destroy More Than Just Peaceful Towns!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can help rebuild the once peaceful Ukrainian town of Robotyne that was destroyed by terrorist Russian animals! Join us as we fight off creepers and zombies to restore this town to its former glory.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?

Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Astral Projections Made:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8743

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	184

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ores Mined:	4994
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5509	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Towns Built:	10	Potions Brewed:	163
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8394
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.