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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the schizos of /tesg/ rely on your threads to survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with patch notes that will make your diamond sword quiver, mods and modding guides that will blow your mind, and characters so epic they make Herobrine look like a noob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mazetism and Cira mods, lore that will make you question reality, and a social scene that puts the villagers to shame. Plus, our sister threads /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and /vg/tesog/ are always up for a good time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, as well as OSex/OSA archives that will make your inventory overflow. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Don’t be a square, join us now!

Pixelated Party Minecraft SMP

atmospheric games, book adaptations, dlc, First Person Shooter, free games, Gaming, gaming recommendations, metro 2033 redux, Metro Exodus Gold Edition, metro last light redux, Metro series, Minecraft, Party, pixelated, post-apocalyptic, ps4, russian literature, smp, story-driven games, survival horror, the witcher, video games

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride through the Metro series, where you’ll have to navigate through dark tunnels, fight off mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive. But that’s not all – we’ve added a twist to the gameplay by throwing in some crazy mods that will keep you on your toes at all times.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Metro series like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hatsu SMP

bedrock, benefit, Claimland, Coinflip, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, gacha, home, java, MONEY, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, RANK, Robbing, Roleplay, scoreboard, Sit, Skills, Trade

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play.hatsusmp.my.id:19132

Tranquil Pixel Minecraft Server

chronically online, Competition, cyber communities, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, Fags, Freaks, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, internet, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, online culture, online presence, PIXEL, ruined, Server, small communities, social media, trannies, Tranquil

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Are you tired of being surrounded by trannies and fags on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all the normal, non-chronically online players out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero drama from internet weirdos. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and become a part of the llama revolution!

Game Trivia Minecraft SMP

Fun facts, Game, game facts, game trivia, gaming facts, gaming facts and trivia, gaming facts for nerds, gaming fun facts, gaming history, gaming knowledge, gaming quizzes, gaming trivia, gaming trivia challenge, gaming trivia facts, gaming trivia for geeks, gaming trivia games, gaming trivia night, gaming trivia questions, Interesting Tidbits, Minecraft, smp, Trivia, trivia questions, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and can build epic structures with their hooves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes colors every time it eats a different type of flower.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CyberMobMC server Minecraft

Bedwars, Buildbattle, CyberMobMC, Minecraft, Server, Skywars, Tntrun

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Cool server with mini-games. Such as:

BedWars

TNTRUN

BuildBattle

SkyWars

CyberMobMC.aternos.me:62569

Tsundere Minecraft Server

Anime, anime couple, anime fan, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime love story, anime quote, Character, cute, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, relationships, sentimental, Server, Tsundere

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the pigs can fly (literally, they sprout wings and take to the skies)! But be warned, the villagers are a little…eccentric. They speak in riddles and may try to challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Rumor has it that he’s a great DJ and loves to play EDM remixes of Minecraft music.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

Bus Sex Minecraft Server

3rd grade, AMA, awkward encounter, bus, childhood memories, Coming of Age, curious exploration, early sexual experience, first time, forbidden actions, innocence lost, intimate experience, Minecraft, Personal story, public transportation, school bus, Server, sex, sharing secrets, taboo, unexpected location, young age

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

/asp/ies, #youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Links, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a 40coomer model photoshoot? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of trashy, /asp/ie vibes and vtuber advice!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a few questionable structures along the way). Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and totally legit reasons why you should choose one over the other.

But that’s not all – we also offer open company auditions for Hololive EN, Nijisanji EN, and even the Brave Group. Who knows, you could be the next big vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are wacky, and the community is as supportive as a pair of 40coomer models in a photoshoot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Build and Barter

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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play.buildandbarter.net

””Poor Land Escape”” Minecraft Server

depression, Despair, eastern europe, economic struggles, Escape, Hardship, ISOLATION, Land, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Poland, Poor, POVERTY, poverty in Eastern Europe, poverty in europe, poverty in Poland, poverty in society, poverty in the world, Server, Social Issues, Struggle, Suffering

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a potato? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking trees. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So come on over and join the madness, because life is too short to play on boring servers like Po(or)land!

Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

copeland, Enjoy, enjoy the minor leagues, even, fraction, fuck, fuck this rotting piece, fuck this rotting piece of garbage, Garbage, Hope, Isnt, leagues, Minecraft, MINOR, minor leagues, Piece, prick, Rotting, rotting piece of garbage, smp, star, star copeland, yeah

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Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Denauth, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, PixelPals, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers who will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

From LazuLight’s magical escapades to OBSYDIA’s thrilling battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Ethyria will enchant you with their mystical powers, while Luxiem will have you laughing until you cry with their outrageous antics.

Noctyx will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable pranks, while ILUNA will dazzle you with their stunning performances. XSOLEIL will light up your world with their radiant energy, and Krisis will challenge you with mind-bending puzzles.

TTT will test your teamwork skills, Denauth will take you on a journey through enchanted forests, and so much more! With a teamup schedule that will blow your mind and streams that will keep you entertained for hours, this server is a must-join for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and dive into the wacky world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The /GOATS/ Minecraft SMP

agriculture, Animals, countryside, cute animals, domestic animals, farm animals, goat behavior, goat breeds, goat care, goat cheese, goat farming, goat meat, goat milk, goat products, Goats, hooved animals, horned animals, Livestock, Mammals, Minecraft, Rural life, smp

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	60
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6384
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9896	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Star Shards Collected:	94	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4356	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4860	Star Shards Collected:	52
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	411704
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	882

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	2890
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22