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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5522 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4058 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!