Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Dragons Tamed: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
Mines Excavated: 4785 Love Letters Sent: 15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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