Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by talking about your feelings with your lesbian BFF who will magically appear and save you from certain doom.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures like riding llamas into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen, building giant statues of your favorite YouTubers out of nothing but dirt and gravel, and participating in intense dance battles with creepers for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the power of friendship and emotional vulnerability guide you to victory! (Disclaimer: lesbian BFF not guaranteed to actually save you, but she will definitely provide some killer fashion advice.)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Endless Night Skies: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Animals Bred: 151
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Ores Mined: 9736 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dimension Hops: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 949
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4110 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1274 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Ores Mined: 5678
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1616 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 262
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Potions Brewed: 112
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Potions Brewed: 189

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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