| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5734 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2876 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?
So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3228 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2853 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 129 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5102 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.
So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6918 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.
So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5009 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 367480 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5145 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 851 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2693 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Online Mode | No cracked accounts supported |
| Version | Java only |
| Season 5 Start Date | January 3rd, 2025 |
| Weekly Events | Yes |
| Monthly Expansions | Yes |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5169 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Votes: | 3350 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3064 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 664 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2544 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4666 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1408 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7804 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Whitelisted Server | Easy application process for joining |
| Custom Map | 12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes |
| Custom Mods | Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod |
| Wiki | Allows players to start their own lore |
| War System | Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement |
| Economy & Land Claiming | Includes in-game economy and land claiming system |
A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.
A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.
A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.
A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6264 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
