so, u wanna join this CRAZY minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like no other server out there. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

if u join our server, u will enter a world where gravity is optional, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun sets in the east. oh, and did i mention that if u build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight?

but wait, there’s more! if u dare to remove episodes of TV shows that are deemed “inappropriate” or “offensive,” u will unlock a new version of the Mandela effect. that’s right, u will wake up one day and realize that the Berenstain Bears are actually the Berenstein Bears, and that Pikachu never had a black tip on his tail.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 231

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7047 Dragon Scales Harvested: 427
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Crops Grown: 4255
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 82 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Potions Brewed: 118
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ores Mined: 860
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5509 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 38

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 813991 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1334 Dragon Scales Harvested: 481
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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