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BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	158
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	725698	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchantments Applied:	221
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7304
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3492
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Farms Harvested:	177
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5