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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Votes:	3180	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	4715	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Potions Brewed:	75

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	640

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	9399
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	6

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	79	Ores Mined:	1905
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	580	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

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