Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Potions Brewed: 50
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 136 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 97 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 480959
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4457
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Zombie Dances: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magic Items Found: 8787
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2580 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Woof Talkers United

    Woof Talkers United
    come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

    if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Dimension Hops: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 50
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

    Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 63 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

    Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

    Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

    So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockyHeirloom

    BlockyHeirloom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

    CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 318 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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