> management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

> management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested: 759 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2803
Players Killed by Monsters: 800 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 189 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Crops Grown: 1045 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4277 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchantments Applied: 251
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 402 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Runes Activated: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7804 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3262
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Farms Harvested: 129
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Crops Grown: 6411
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ores Mined: 5683 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Runes Activated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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