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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8311 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 242 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.
come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?