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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6224 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.
come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?
