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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5102 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Votes: | 8890 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 394501 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.
come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?