Mal’s Mystery Blood Club | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	148
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8690

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchantments Applied:	235	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Potions Brewed:	97
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	942
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Grindr: The Country Minecraft SMP

#meet new people, casual encounters, Country, dating app, digital dating, explore sexuality, find love, Gay Men, Geolocation, GRINDR, hookup culture, LGBTQ, location-based, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mobile app, online dating, queer community, relationships, smp, social-networking, The country, virtual connections

Welcome to grindr:the country, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.

But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).

So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Animals Bred:	117

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PrivilegedCraft SMP

affluent lifestyle, elite upbringing, high socioeconomic status, luxury living, privileged background, privileged class, privileged lifestyle, privileged society, privileged upbringing, privileged upbringing characteristics, privileged upbringing indicators, privileged upbringing markers, privileged upbringing traits, PrivilegedCraft, signs of privilege, signs of wealth, smp, social status, Upper Class, wealthy background, wealthy family

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft SMP, then they must have been born with a diamond pickaxe in hand and a mansion made of emerald blocks! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to submit an application to join. We’ve got more rare loot than a dungeon full of creepers, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget. So if you want to prove you’re not just another noob, come join us and show off your diamond armor and netherite swag! Trust us, you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic bases in no time. Just watch out for the prankster who likes to replace all your torches with TNT…yeah, we’re looking at you, Steve.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7065

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood innocence lost, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood nostalgia, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, hindsight humor, KidLogicCraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive diamond-filled land of talking animals. But be warned, the animals are known for their bad jokes and puns, so prepare yourself for some serious eye-rolling. Trust us, this server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Buildings Constructed:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, airstrikes intensify, Bombing, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional conflict, security sources, Server, south Lebanon, Tension, violence, War

so, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! we got so many strikes happening in south lebanon, it’s like a major party up in here. three security sources even said so, so you know it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and intense bombing action, it’s gonna be lit! just watch out for creepers, they’re like the real enemy here. join now and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NATOcraft: Russian Airspace LOL

airspace, airspace violations, collective response, defense cooperation, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, Eastern European cooperation., Eastern European countries, Eastern European defense, Eastern European politics, Eastern European security, international relations, lol, military alliance, military threats, nato, NATO response, NATOcraft, regional security, Russian, russian aggression, Russian airspace violations, SECURITY

so like, u know how russia keeps tryin to sneak into other countries’ airspace? well, this server is like NATO but for minecraft! we got ur back if anyone tries to invade ur base or steal ur diamonds. join us and be part of the epic battle against the russian creepers. we even have a secret underground bunker where we plan our next move. come join us and protect ur blocks from the evil russian invaders!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	133
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7