MalluWorld | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	486	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	5429	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Farms Harvested:	469

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Crops Grown:	7909	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6738	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Animals Bred:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9923	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Void Gems Collected:	18
Votes:	5930	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5152	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	532
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5