Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t have to worry about creepy retail workers hitting on you in the mall bathrooms!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any unwanted advances from strangers. And hey, if you ever need backup, just call on your protective uncle to come to your rescue like a knight in shining armor.

So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the mall. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual retail worker to apologize to you on their knees for a change! Join now for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience like no other.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

    Snowflake Society Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

    Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

    Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Danmachi Minecraft Server

    Danmachi Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

    Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

    But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

    Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

    Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

    And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 763758 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

    MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

    Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

    What do we offer?

    → More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

    → Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

    → Lots of cool mechanics ✨

    → Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

    → Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

    If you wish, you can:

    → Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

    → Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

    → Or just develop calmly ✨

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6830 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

    Make America Great Again Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Animals Bred: 88 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

    The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

    But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

    Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

    Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

    Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

    Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server

    /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (who has now graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu! These YouTube and Twitch stars will guide you through epic adventures and crazy builds that will leave you in stitches.

    Enna will show you how to build the most insane redstone contraptions, while Millie will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Nina, the Minecraft mastermind, will teach you the art of PvP like no other, and Reimu will take you on a journey through the most mind-bending parkour courses.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the tools and resources you need to dominate the server. From enchanted weapons to secret potions, Ethyria has got your back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3387 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP

    The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • > Seething in Minecraft SMP America

    > Seething in Minecraft SMP America
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown every day! America is STILL seething with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the strongest survive in this lawless land of blocky chaos. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life on the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Macefect SURVIVAL DONATE FOR TIME /free Minecraft server

    Macefect SURVIVAL DONATE FOR TIME /free Minecraft server

    No money to donate? No problem! You can play here for free. You can advertise this server in your videos on your YouTube channel and receive generous rewards for it (game money, donation). Our server is Russian, so we don’t have discord. Donations are made so that they do not interfere with the game of other players. Therefore, based on the topic, SURVIVAL comes first. If you find a bug or any other technical problem, you can write about it to our technical mail. support: [email protected]. Our server does not have a lobby due to lack of funds, so there is only one server. Only you, by your presence, can determine the future of the server, and SUPPORT for the server depends only on you.

    The server needs advertisers for the further life of the server. If you are an advertiser and want to promote your advertising, write about it to our mail: [email protected]

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Brainrot Minecraft Server

    Brainrot Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, it will make you forget all about those crazy conspiracy theories about Trump and concentration camps.

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes. Our community is filled with players who have escaped the clutches of CNN and mainstream news, and now spend their days building giant statues of their favorite TikTok influencers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where Trump is actually a unicorn and all he does is spread rainbows and happiness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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