MallMishapCraft | Minecraft Servers List

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t have to worry about creepy retail workers hitting on you in the mall bathrooms!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any unwanted advances from strangers. And hey, if you ever need backup, just call on your protective uncle to come to your rescue like a knight in shining armor.

So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the mall. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual retail worker to apologize to you on their knees for a change! Join now for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience like no other.

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Animals Bred:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

100m, 8 years, appeals to no one, Concord Devs, designing, heckin, Minecraft, paid, poor devs, pure garbage, Server, twitter, Waste, whiners, Whining

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	9
New Chunks Explored:	320248	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure

Adventure, August 27th, Community, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Events, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Minecraft, mmorpg, ONLINE, Resources, RPG, September 11th, smp, Square Enix, The Rising, Trail, Updates, xivg

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have people who are literally the protectors of the realm, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Emeralds Found:	506

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

air conditioning, Chill, chill environments, climate control, Cooling, cooling device, cooling technology, Craft, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy saving, energy-efficient cooling, environmental impact, green technology, heat transfer, innovative technology, PHYSICS., radiative cooling, researchers, sustainable cooling, sustainable living, thermal management, Zone

join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

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MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MortalMC Beta

Adventure, alliances, building, Clans, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Leveling, Magic, mmorpg, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival, War

Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Silkys LifeSteal

bunch, first, Hosting, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, New server, Server, Silkys, Survival

Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Canada, critique, Deception, Fiction, Interpretation, lying.., MapleCraft, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, narrative, perspective, Place, Reality, Server, skepticism, social media, storytelling, Truth, Understanding, Video

Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This place is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, the stories on here are so outlandish, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or mining diamonds while dodging flying creepers. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves!

But be warned, once you step foot on this server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Potions Brewed:	119
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchantments Applied:	262	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP

#announcement, announcement making, cniles, cniles announcement, coding, dealing with it, developer, Existence, Existing, linux, Minecraft, operating system, programming, smp, software, Technology, ubuntu, ubuntu user, web dev, web developer, web development, web development on ubuntu

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.

3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	486234	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1153	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

acceptance, Accountability, anger management, blockparty, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, forgiveness, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, parenting, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, starting anew

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your past mistakes and start fresh? Look no further than our server! Just like this player who turned their life around after a rough start, you too can join our server and leave all your troubles behind.

Join us for a chance to rebuild your relationships, just like this player reconnected with their family after years of turmoil. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family within our Minecraft community!

But beware, just like this player’s family couldn’t let go of the past, our players might joke about your past mistakes. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, just like this player decided to cut ties with their family for the sake of their own happiness, you can always take a break from the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave your past behind and start anew! Who knows, you might even find a new family who will support you no matter what. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Emeralds Found:	7660

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CuttingKarenCraft

aita, ANNOYED, Basket, calling out, Calm, cart, Confrontation, Cut in Line, CuttingKarenCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, dramatic, escalate, express lane, fair, Full Groceries, grocery store, line, mistake, Polite, Waiting, WOMAN

Are you tired of dealing with rude grocery store line-cutters? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no cutting in line” policy! Our virtual express lane is always fair and orderly, so you can shop in peace without any drama.

Imagine a world where everyone respects the 12-item limit and waits their turn like civilized players. No more eye-rolling or passive-aggressive sighs from other users, just pure grocery store bliss. And if anyone tries to pull a fast one, our moderators are quick to intervene and restore order.

Don’t let real-life line-cutters ruin your day – escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks to build your dream grocery store. Join now and experience the satisfaction of a line well-organized!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FlexCraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, biggest flex, FlexCraft, personal growth, pride, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp, success

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and trading boring old diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes while riding a unicorn made of pure rainbow blocks!

Join us if you want to show off your epic builds like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks. And don’t forget about our weekly events like “Dress Your Chicken in the Coolest Outfit” competition or “Who Can Mine the Most Obsidian in 10 Minutes” challenge.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and show off your wildest creations, join us and let’s make the blocky world a crazier and more hilarious place together!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!