Mall Whore Minecraft Server

compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	3498
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	8102

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2241	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	346
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Votes:	114	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	293	Farms Harvested:	196
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ores Mined:	2795	Buildings Constructed:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mines Excavated:	4424
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	4115	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	9565
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Towns Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	682	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!