MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you ain’t joinin’ this Minecraft server, you basically lettin’ drug-resistant malaria take over Africa! We got resistance levels higher than your kill streak, goin’ from 1% to 20% in just three years! It’s like a zombie apocalypse, but with malaria parasites, man!

Join our server and help stop this madness! Fight off those resistant parasites like a boss and save millions of lives! Ain’t no time to waste, the spread of these parasites is comin’ at us like a freight train! So grab your pickaxe and get to work, ’cause Africa needs us, gamers!

Don’t be a noob, be a hero! Join our Minecraft server now and let’s kick some malaria butt together! Let’s show those parasites who’s boss in the virtual world and save the day! Are you ready for the challenge, gamer? Let’s do this!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	116
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

art, chicano, Community, culture, Edition, Food, heritage, HiLo, Hispanic, History, Identity, Latino, Literature, mex, Mexa, Mexican-American, Minecraft, Music, pride, Server, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

>6 feet tall, 1 inch lifts, 6 figures, 6 inches, achievement, blockquotep6, Boots, Confidence, DATING, Financial goals, Gut, height, Inches, Investment, meet girls, Minecraft, personal growth, push, push in gut, self improvement, sell stocks, SMPpblockquote, socializing, stock market, success

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	New Chunks Explored:	706695
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blast Off Minecraft Server

Arcade, battle, blast, bomberman, Childhood, classic, Competition, console, Entertainment, explosion, Favorite, favorite game, Fun, Game, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, power ups, Retro, Server, strategy, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

blood pressure, Blood sugar, Cash, earning money, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, freelance, gig economy, health, health monitoring, Hearts, income generation, informal work, job loss, legal obstacles, Minecraft, MONEY, remote work, self-employment, side hustle, smp, street services, unemployment

Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	3618
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

Aya Sakura, Azusa Inaba, Bellesalle Shinjuku Grand, Fighting Spirit Unleashed, Fujisan Messe, general, hanako, Hazuki, Hina, Honoka, JST, Koguma, Kohaku, Konami, Lady C, Live, Maika, Manami, Mayu Iwatani, Mei Seira, Minecraft, Miyu Amasaki, Momo Kohgo, Momo Watanabe, Natsuko Tora, Natsupoi, NEW BLOOD 16, Next shows, previous, Ranna Yagami, Rian, rina, Ruaka, Saori Anou, Saya Iida, Saya Kamitani, Sayaka Kurara, Shizuoka, smp, Spike Nishimura, Stardom, STARDOM in FUJI 2024 Oct, Starlight Kid, STRONG Women’s Championship, Suzu Suzuki, Syuri, Tag Championship Match, Tam Nakano, Title, TOKYO, Tomoka Inaba, VOD, Waka Tsukiyama, YUNA, Yuna Mizumori

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server

Alter, Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Release Celebration, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns)!

Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP

accolades, Achievements, argentina, athlete, barcelona, Di Stefano, football, goal scorer, History, iconic, International, la liga, legend, Minecraft, NT level, player, real madrid, Rivalry, smp, Soccer, Spanish, sports, Stefano, success

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.

2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server

after school clubs, Childhood, Dinner, Dishwasher, emotional trauma, family, family dinner, family dynamics, grilled chicken curse, GROUNDED, homework, immature, leisure, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting stress, school night, Server, sibling rivalry, stress, teenage rebellion

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those traumatic grilled chicken nights? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can escape the clutches of Pasta Roni and overbearing parents. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no grilled chicken in sight!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP

Analysis, comparison, Competition, cryptocurrency, Days, digital assets, Doge, ETH, Investment, market, meme, Minecraft, outperforming, Performance, profit, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Row, shitcoin, smp, success, Trading, trend, Value, volatility

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing worth mining is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild that even Dogecoin is outperforming Ethereum! That’s right, our server is so full of meme magic that even the most ridiculous cryptocurrencies are thriving here.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Punks Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, Artificial Intelligence, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk aesthetics, cyberpunk anime, cyberpunk culture, cyberpunk genre, cyberpunk storytelling, cyberpunk themes, dark anime, dystopian society, edgerunners, futuristic, futuristic anime, Minecraft, PIXEL, post-apocalyptic, Punks, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

anger management, composure, controlling emotions, Cool, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, emotional reaction, emotional regulation, emotional stability, Frustration, Gus, handling pressure, keeping cool, losing composure, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Minecraft, reacting under pressure, self-control, smp, staying calm, Stress Management, turning out differently

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

IcyDeluxe Movies is a budding filmmaker with a passion for creating visually captivating and emotionally engaging films. With a keen eye for storytelling and a talent for cinematography, IcyDeluxe Movies is quickly making a name for themselves in the industry. Their unique style and creative vision set them apart, and they are poised to become a rising star in the world of filmmaking.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

affordable, Author, commissioning, Commissions, Communication, Contact, Crafty, Creative, dollgirl, email, fanfiction, Fiction, freelance, Literature, Minecraft, opportunity, payment, Paypal, Rates, Server, storytelling, Words, Writer, Writing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	2184
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.