MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	104
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	3653
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	111	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	940	Dragon Eggs Found:	5213
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!