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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2138 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
