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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5898 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
