| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9104 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 268 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
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Babki.aternos.me:15750
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 2711 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9101 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8313 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8151 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 457 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 6321 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2457 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4268 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3731 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 169 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2343 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5139 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7453 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3166 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 785 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6092 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4773 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6082 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9341 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1240 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Votes: | 4362 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2886 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6187 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5612 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
