| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 231 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 230 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9769 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Ores Mined: | 4053 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!
So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 249 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7386 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.
Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7052 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 115 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!
Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3532 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9055 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1384 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?
So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 967 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 56 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂
Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪
Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4503 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4546 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.
so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6798 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.
so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 465 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2970 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5996 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.
Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9413 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9889 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3525 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 757125 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9264 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️
if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯
so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 514 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 677 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 154 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Votes: | 1246 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 576 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
