| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7455 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6986 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 426 | Votes: | 9756 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1364 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3238 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9695 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 125 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 806 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5261 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2756 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 94 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3481 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 224 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9507 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7932 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2318 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 261239 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1369 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 774 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2765 |
| Votes: | 467 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 201 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5213 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2169 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 104 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| IP | casualminecraft.fun |
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| Bedrock | play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) |
What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!