| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1997 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9441 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3642 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5541 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 157 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6276 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7921 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Votes: | 3098 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| Rank | Requirements |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8103 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5148 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Votes: | 5176 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8228 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2273 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8526 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2091 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3450 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1364 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 563 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8504 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9626 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1845 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5306 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5349 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 423 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
