We have no hoes, but atleast we have diamonds.
Welcome to Maidenless SMP, the product of my latest drug binge!
We have custom enchants! We have RPG levelling! We have towny! We do not have women. We have cool shit! please join im lonely
149.56.113.224:25607
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the mountains of our server lies a secret treasure trove of ancient Incan gold. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Only time will tell.
So come on down and join us for a Bolivian-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that llamas and empanadas could be so exciting?
Join us for the Sister edition, where we will be building a giant statue of a nun made entirely out of obsidian.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who tried to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to have it struck by lightning and turned into a massive creeper explosion.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Post tags, where anything goes (as long as it’s within the Minecraft rules, of course).
Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.
It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.
In order to get to the server, you need:
● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved
● Start playing on our project
The server does not have:
● Privates from the server side
● Extra unnecessary donation
● Toxicity and inadequacy
● Inadequate and incompetent administration
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Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.
So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!
Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).
Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.
Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
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Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
