MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	4194	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	413026
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Crops Grown:	8278	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/wither-vs-terraris/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	7463
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	4424	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Oblivious to the Minigames

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Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.