Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our pigs can fly! That’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can help you build the most epic castles in all the land?
But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in beautiful colors. And our Nether is a tropical paradise with beaches made of lava and palm trees that grow diamonds instead of coconuts.
So come on down to Utena, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. See you in the game, adventurer!
